Bob Rivers — The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

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[Verse 1]
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The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" so I just walked inside
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I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
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I heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied


[Chorus]
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By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
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What could be worse then two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?


[Verse 2]
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The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" it must have been a gag
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As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag
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She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag


[Chorus]
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I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
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What can I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day


[Verse 3]
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The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" and I would like to find
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The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
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'cause I've got two black eyes and one high heal up my behind


[Chorus]
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Now I can't sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy
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No I'll never sit with comfort and joy