Frank Zappa — Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

    	    	Вступление

[Verse]
A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
  E5            F5                 G5        E5
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me
A5              G5      D5
Why does it hurt when i pee?

     D5    Dsus  D
e|--------------------------|
B|-----------8~~---7~~------|
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--|
D|--(7~~)-------------------|
A|--(5~~)-------------------|
E|--------------------------|

  A5              G5      F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
  A5               G5     F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
   E5           F5     [N.C.]          E5
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
A5              G5     D5
Got it from the toilet seat

[Solo]
    D5             D5          D
e|-------10~---12~---13~---14~---------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|
    A5                               E5          F5             G5         E5   A5  D5  D5
e|--12-------------------10--|    |----------------------------------------11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 |-------7-9~~---------8-10~~--8--8-10-12---------------------|
G|---------------------------|    |--9--9--------10--10----------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------|    |------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------|    |------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------|    |------------------------------------------------------------|

D5   D5
Ooooooh!

[Verse]
   A5                G5         F5  (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
   A5                   G5      F5   F
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
         E5       F5      [n.c]               E5
Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
   A5                G5         D5
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
              C5
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

[Outro]
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5          D5     C5     B5
Why does it hurt...when...I

e|--7h8p7p53h5--|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|

A5
Peeeeeeee?


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| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| /   Slide up
|    Slide down
| ~   Vibrato
| TR  Trill

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