Вступление Capo on fret two! C G F Please buy my album. I really did work on it a lot, C G F and now that it's done, I'll tell you the tracks that it's got. F C And I'm not just gonna list them F C G I'm gonna play a medley of them all. F C Because there are a lot, F C 17 tracks. And you may have forgot G C F 'em, I'm gonna sing them all right now. F C And that's not the most exciting part, F C G I'll also show you sharkeyejones' art which is on the back of the poster C and now let's start. Am Em Fm I don't know what you mean when you say Am Em Fm please explain what is D F T B Am Em Fm I don't know what you mean when you say Am Em Fm Am please explain what is D F T B A Am(hold) G C Oh, this isn't Hogwarts F C G This is a concrete box C F C G And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk F And the deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy C G F C But she has no freaking idea what else to be F I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know C I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't C F The mink had lost her furry scarf G C She said it was stolen C F The shoe salesmen he wanted to help G C Because he had so much soul C F G C She's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel C F G C Yes, Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel Am (Am7) G Protons and neutrons Am G The electron cloud scattered around F G C Am She was the first girl who ever made me fall in love F G I just took too long to ask her C Am To the freaking Yule Ball F Well, there's a lot of cool things about the County Fair C G C But the Demolition Derby, is why I'm there. C F G And if fatherhood is the most important job by far C G C Then why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are? C G C Why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are? Dm Am I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine also known as the colon Em I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23 Am And then the pain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks C C7 You don't love me because I'm not Edward Cullen F G I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen C (hold) G (hold) F (hold) This is the plot to every television crime show from CSI to Columbo F G C F Everyone thinks of Jesus G C F on the eve of Christmas F But no one ever thinks to put him on their list C G C So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas. C Fmaj7 F This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises. G D C D7 There's no place that I'd rather be G D F C Then livin' here with my nerdy friends G D C D7 making videos happily G D F C On Nerdfighteria Island G D F C On Nerdfighteria Island G D F C On Nerdfighteria Island C F G C So I guess it all makes sense at the end C F G C Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end (End on C)
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