Mae Martin — No Work Today

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[Intro]
G C G C G A C G

[Verse 1]
G                               C
I don’t think I have to go to work today
G                          C
I’m just gonna stay in bed
G                       C
Cause today is a special day
A                               C               G
The whole of Great Britain is crawling with undead
C               G       C
Crawling with undead

[Verse 2]
G                                     C
And I’ve seen the movies, so I know to steal a car
G                                    C
And drive out to the woods, get away from city centers
G                                           C
And I don’t want to brag, but I did kind of see this coming
A                                       C               G
And ever since Y2K I’ve been stockpiling canned goods in my basement
C                       G C
Goods in my basement

[Verse 3]
G
Now they’re coming through the windows
G                                       C
And zombies are surrounding my flatmate
G                                           C
I gotta leave that b-tch behind, just leave Jeanine behind
A                               C
And start running now, don’t wait
A                       C
There’s no time to hesitate
A                                                  C                                      G
To be honest we never got along that well anyway because she never does the dishes
C                                          G
And she leaves her stuff all over the living room, and that’s supposed to be our shared space?

[Chorus 1]
C                                G
It’s funny how the power dynamic flips
C                                G
In the midst of a zombie apocalypse
C
Jeanine needs a ride
                                G
She’s knocking on my car window cause she needs a lift

(G and C repeat throughout following)
And I’m like, “Oh, my God, I’m really sorry, it’s a really full car…
Um, you can’t sit in the front seat; I have my coat there, so, um
And in the backseat I have my books, so there’s just not a lot of space, I know--
You’re gonna be fine, you’re an avid jogger, I know, so I’m sure you’ll be fine
C
Good luck, Jeanine.”

[Chorus 2]
C                               G
It’s funny how the power dynamic flips
C                               G
In the midst of a zombie apocalypse
C
Jeanine needs a ride
                                G
At this point she really desperately needs a lift
             C                                                  G
I bet she wishes she hadn’t left that passive-aggressive note on the fridge
A
It’s a bad day for the planet
C                           G
But the best day of my life.