Matt Maltese — Bad Contestant

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[Intro]

G B7 Em A7 (x2)

[Verse 1]
G      B7
I'm a toothache
Em       A7
I'm the saddest case
G         B7            Em          A7
I'm often looking round for my next mistake
G         B7
I'm your garden waste
Em        A7
I've left no trace
G        B7            Em            A7
I'm only here for some hollow math debate


[Chorus]
      G    B7           Em A7
I'm a bad, bad contestant
        G             B7            C A/C#
I ain't much but baby I could impress ya
      G    B7            Em A7
I'm a bad, bad contestant
           G              B7       C    A/C#
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

G B7 Em A7 (x2)

[Verse 2]
G     B7        Em       A7
I'm a dead end, a budget hotel
G          B7      Em            A7
I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself
G     B7
I'm a deck chair
Em         A7
Your cheap underwear
G     B7            Em            A7
A bad Christian who never goes to prayer


[Chorus]
      G    B7           Em A7
I'm a bad, bad contestant
        G       B7            C         A/C#
I ain't much but baby I could impress ya
      G    B7            Em A7
I'm a bad, bad contestant
           G       B7            C         A/C#
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

[Bridge]
C          G
And if you want funny
B7              Em
I could be your jester honey
C          G           B7               Em             C
And if you want rock n roll I can stop playing my slow songs
       G          B7               Em                   A7
If you want conversation I'll stay up with you all night


[Chorus]
      G    B7            C A/C#
I'm a bad, bad contestant
       G/D            B7           Am   Am7
I'd go home with the lowest prize on TV
  G    B7        C A/C#
A bad, bad contestant
        G/D         B7/Eb         Em7    A7
You can find me finishing off the empties


[Outro]
         G    B7           Em A7
(He's a bad, bad contestant)
        G       B7            C         A/C#
I ain't much but baby I could impress you
        G    B7           Em A7
(He's a bad, bad contestant)
             G       B7            C         A/C#
They say the underdogs are always the best ones