Mojo Nixon — Don Henley Must Die

    	    	Вступление

[Intro]
N.C.                    Em
This is the sound of my brain

N.C.                                                   (noise)
Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley!

Then I said, 1 2 3 4...

Em  G  Am  C x3
Em  G

[Verse 1]
Am       C        Em     G
  He's a tortured artist
Am        C         Em      G
  Used to be in the Eagles
An     C     Em     G
             Now he whines
Am         C       Em     G
    Like a wounded beagle

Am    C           Em     G
      Poet of despair!
Am       C           Em     G
  Pumped up with hot air!
Am    C        Em          G
          He's serious, pretentious
    Am    C          Em     G   Am  C
And I     just don't care

[Chorus]
G     C       Em     D
  Don Henley    must die!
G                   C             Em            D
  Don't let him get back together    with Glenn Frey!  Don Henley must die!

[Solo]
Em   G  Am  C x3
Em   G

[Verse 2]

Am     C       Em     G
  Turn on the TV
Am       C          Em     G
     And what did I see?
Am       C        Em            G
             This bloated hairy thing
Am        C        Em     G
Winning a Grammy            blech!


Am       C        Em     G
    Best Rock Vocalist?
Am       C        Em     G
      Compared to what?
Am       C          Em     G
           But your pseudo-serious
Am        C        Em    G     Am    C
Crafty thematic...     Satanic blot

[Chorus]
G     C       Em     D
  Don Henley    must die!
G       C            Em        D
  Put a sharp stick     in his eye!  Don Henley must die!

[Solo]
Em  G   Am             C
           Yea yea yea
Em  G   Am             C  x7

[Break]
Em  G  Am  C  x2
Em  G  Am  C
    Quit playin' that crap
Em  G  Am  C
    You're out of the band

[Turnaround]

Em  G  Am  C
Em  G

[Verse 3]
Am    C        Em       G
      I'm only kidding
Am    C         Em      G
      Can't you tell?
Am    C            Em        G
        I love his sensitive music
Am    C       Em    G
Idiot poetry, swell

Am    C            Em    G
      You and your kind
Am     C                Em    G
   Are killing rock and roll
Am    C       Em                 G   Am
         It's not because you're O L D
C                 Em    G      Am      C
   It's cause you ain't got no soul!


[Pre-Chorus]
G         C             Em                 D
Don't be afraid of fun, loosen up your ponytail!
   G            C                       Em               D
Be wild, young, free and dumb, get your head out of your tail

[Chorus]
G     C      Em      D
  Don Henley    must die!
G                   C             Em             D
  Don't let him get back together     with Glenn Frey!

[Break]
G   C  Em  D x2

[Chorus]
G     C      Em      D
  Don Henley    must die!
G                 C             Em           D
  Put him in the electric chair    watch him fry!   Don Henley must die!

[Outro]
Em   G   Am     C
            Don Henley must die
Em   G   Am     C
                Aahhhhhh  yeah yeah yeah yeah
Em   G   Am     C
             No Eagles reunion
Em   G   Am         C
            The same goes for you, Sting!

Em   G   Am     C
(to end)