Pepper Coyote — Charity Auction Ninja

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[Intro]
A
Come on did you hear me
          F#7
I'll give 20 dollars more
             B7              E
To help them little cats and dogs
                A              E
That have been shot out in the cold
    A
Hey mister (mister)
C#7        F#7               B
Mister auctioneer I raise my hand
          D
So if you need those bids
  E                 A   A
Believe me i'm your man

[Verse 1]
F#m
He walks in with an air like he's not in the room
                                           B7
His eyes bright behind thin rim glasses of smile
To disarm his potential opponents in the game
F#m
With a flick of an ear he can hear any scheems you may have
                                B7
If your hand would appear is it your turn to share his might?
In the figurative spotlight
           D
Though you might wanna ask him why
           E
He's got bigger things to buy

[Chorus]
A
Come on did you hear me
          F#7
I'll give 20 dollars more
             B7              E
To help them little cats and dogs
                A              E
That have been shot out in the cold
    A
Hey mister (mister)
C#7        F#7               B
Mister auctioneer I raise my hand
          D
So if you need those bids
  E                 A
Believe me i'm your man

[Verse 2]
F#m
Is it personal greed or a need to be the
Last voice heard in a room full of rookies
B7
(his name is known by all the go-fers
Look he's droppin' two hundred on some knitted loafers)
F#m
Sometimes he'll wait in the dark off the grid
Until he jumps and doubles the highest bid.
B7
(Going once, going twice, 3, 4 times sold,
To the man in the striped lab coat)
        D
We all know this cat's got claws
           E
And hey it all goes to a good cause.

[Chorus]
A
Come on did you hear me
          F#7
I'll give 20 dollars more
             B7              E
To help them little cats and dogs
                A              E
That have been shot out in the cold
    A
Hey mister (mister)
C#7        F#7               B
Mister auctioneer I raise my hand
          D
So if you need those bids
  E                 A
Believe me i'm your man

[Verse 3]
F#7                                 B7
And with all of his charity auction prowess
                                      E7
you'd think that he'd pick up lots of enemies but no
                             A
he's pretty much universally well-liked by

everyone that's met him
F#7                                    B7
cause he never writes IOU's or bounces checks
                      D
you can bet, when his hand is in the air
        E
you had best not even dare

[Chorus]
A
Come on did you hear me
          F#7
I'll give 20 dollars more
             B7              E
To help them little cats and dogs
                A              E
That have been shot out in the cold
    A
Hey mister (mister)
C#7        F#7               B
Mister auctioneer I raise my hand
          D
So if you need those bids
  E                 A
Believe me i'm your man