The Doug Anthony All Stars — Big Dirty Mongrel

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* = Strum once

[Verse 1]
      A                 D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
  A              D C
A bad assed dude
  A                  D C
The sewer is my home
    A*
And rats are my food (Rats are his food)
   A                  D     C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
   A                  D     C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
   A                           D     C
My mum came up to me and said (nanananana)
 A*
"Clean your room Richard!"
N.C.
And I said to her: "Get nicked!"


[Chorus]
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just stupid


[Verse 2]
      A                 D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
        A                D     C
I got a big police file (nanananana)
  A*
I spew on the back seat of the bus
N.C.
So when the bus stops suddenly
N.C.
The spew goes -peeow- down the aisle
    A                     D     C
My girlfriend is a camel (nanananana)
  A                               D     C
I click my fingers and she jumps (nanananana)
A                           D     C
When we go to the drive-in (nanananana)
A*
I have milk with two humps


[Chorus]
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just -mmphh-


[Verse 3]
       A                D     C
I'm a skinhead pinhead (nanananana)
         A              D     C
With the body of a pig (nanananana)
A                         D     C
Baby, I don't give a fig (nanananana)
A*
I'm a skinhead in a wig
    A                   D     C
I spend my day boffing (nanananana)
A                     D     C
Sloshing and koshing (nanananana)
     A                       D     C
And if my mother's watching (nanananana)
A*
I didn't do my washing! (Richard!)


[Outro]
D                C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D                C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D                C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D
Get, get, get, get
C
Nicked, nicked, nicked, nicked Muuuummm!
D                C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D                C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked