The Moron Brothers — Uncle Ben Swallowed His False Teeth

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      Uncle Ben Swallowed His False Teeth       Moron Bros.

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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It was on one hot summer afternoon, & we thought we had it made,
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We'd had our fill of a big country meal, we's a napping around in the shade,
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Our Uncle Ben was a big fat man, soon he fell fast asleep,
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He snored & he wheezed & he coughed & he sneezed & he swallowed his false teeth.
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Well he jumped up & got blue in the face & we knew there was something wrong,
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When he got bug eyed & we all realized, his false teeth was gone,
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Uncle Ben cried to Aunt Judy, “Lord what am I gonna do,”
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I'm gonna starve to death 'cause I'm afraid to eat & if I could well I couldn't even chew,
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I know they're gonna have to cut me open,  take me to old Doc. Glass,
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Then ya aught-ta heard him holler when he charged him $20 said “You just have to let 'em pass.”

[Chorus]
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 Doctor said it was a sticky situation,   Didn't want to do an operation,
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 Said it's good for ending constipation,   Complication of the bowels,
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 Putting him into a laxative state,   Big old bill explains the daze,
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 Didn't know how long it'd take,   'Till they chewed their way out.

[Verse 2]
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Uncle Ben was ashamed to smile without his teeth, a little embarrassed no doubt,
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He kept asking Aunt Judy what the Dr. meant when they said they'll have to chew their way out,
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He didn't go to church with Aunt Judy very much but now he felt like he needed to pray,
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So he got on his knees and asked the good Lord please,  “Let there be another way.”

[Verse 3]
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Next morning we thought we heard a wildcat scream but it was just our Uncle Ben,
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He broke & run 'till the outhouse was groaning, “Lord I'm a dying again,”
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Aunt Judy went to check on him & they was gone for the longest while,
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When the door flew open he said  “Fix me some breakfast,”  wearing a big old smile.

[Chorus]
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 Doctor said it was a sticky situation,   Didn't want to do an operation,
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 Said it's good for ending constipation,   Complication of the bowels,
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 Putting him into a laxative state,   Big old bill explains the daze,
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 Didn't know how long it'd take,   'Till they chewed their way out.

[Outro]
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Said a little bitty prayer for Uncle Ben and things they worked out in the end.