The Moron Brothers — We Gave Santa Claus Lice

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           We Gave Santa Claus Lice             Moron Bros.


[Prelude]
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[Intro]
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I've got a little Christmas story,  I'm sorry but it's sad,
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It'll either break your heart in two or make you scratch your head.

[Verse 1]
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A few years ago on Christmas Eve,  Santa was at our house,
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He must a been tired 'cause he laid down for a minute on our couch,
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He jumped up in a hurry,  Checked on his reindeer,
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Flew off into the darkness they was scratchin' from ear to ear.

[Chorus 1]
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It was the lousiest Christmas we ever had,  One we'll never forget,
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Scratched and itched and combed our hair and we're not over it yet,
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Santa Claus don't come to our house anymore he don't care if we're naughty or nice,
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We're the ones who gave Santa Claus and all his reindeer lice.

[Verse 2]
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They's late getting' back to the North Pole,  It took 'em three or four days,
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They scratched and itched so dog gone much they almost lost their way,
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Santa Claus shaved all his hair off,  And he shaved his whiskers too,
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When he shaved the hair off all the reindeer Rudolf's nose turned blue.

[Chorus 2]
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It was the lousiest Christmas we ever had,  One we'll never forget,
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Scratched and itched and combed our hair and we're not over it yet,
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Santa Claus don't come to our house anymore he don't care if we're naughty or nice,
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We're the ones who gave Santa Claus and all his reindeer lice.

[Verse 3]
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We wrote Santa Claus a letter,  He called us on the phone,
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Said he'd drop our presents in the yard,  But he wouldn't come in our home,
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So every year on Christmas Eve out in the snow and ice,
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He drops the presents in the yard 'cause he don't wanna catch no lice.

[Chorus 3]
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It was the lousiest Christmas we ever had,  One we'll never forget,
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Scratched and itched and combed our hair and we're not over it yet,
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Santa Claus don't come to our house anymore he don't care if we're naughty or nice,
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We're the ones who gave Santa Claus and all his reindeer lice.

[Outro]
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Now you've heard our Christmas story,  I told you it was sad,
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I know it's about to kill you,  So go on and scratch your head.