The Statler Brothers — Whatever

    	    	Вступление

[Intro]
D  D  D  A

[Verse 1]
N.C.
I’ll give you…
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Whatever - bangs your shutter,
    D
Whatever - melts your butter,
    E          A              D
Whatever - whatever pops your corn
      A
Oooor blows your horn.

[Verse 2]
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Whatever - peels your banana,
    D
Whatever - plays your piano,
    E          A              D
Whatever - whatever mows your lawn,

Let's go ooooon

[Chorus]
    G                             D
Whatever - it taaaakes to make it better…for you
    G                              E7          A
Whatever - it taaaakes to make you happy, I’ll dooooo.

[Verse 3]
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Whatever - lights your candle,
    D
Whatever - turns your handle
    E          A               D
Whatever - whatever fries your chick-en.
      A
Let's do a little pickin’…

[Break]
D  D  D  D

E  A  D  A

[Verse 4]
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Whatever - cocks your pistol,
    D
Whatever - toots your whistle,
    E          A               D
Whatever - whatever sails your boat
      A
Oooor gets your goat.

[Verse 5]
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Whatever - ploughs your garden,
    D
Whatever - begs your pardon,
    E          A               D
Whatever - whatever bakes your bread.

Let's go aheeead.

[Chorus]
    G                       D
Whatever - you want you can always count on me.
    G                        E7            A
Whatever - you need you know I will always beeeeee.

[Verse 6]
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Whatever - slays your dragon,
    D
Whatever - paints your wagon,
    E7        A                  D
Whatever - it takes to show your stuff,
G       D
That’s enough!