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"Robot Bar Fight" - Your Favorite Martian
Single, released 2011
[!] Capo on 1st fret [!]
[Chorus]
Am
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
F
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 1]
Am
I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint 'cause
G
I was broke but my focal point was
F
This wasn’t no regular bar
G
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
Am
And one night, Megatron rolled in
G
He ordered Pennzoil, drank it straight from a can
F
His plan was to go and get wasted again
G
Standing next to Mega Man with a drink in his hand
[Pre-Chorus]
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
[Chorus]
Am
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen a...?)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
F
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 2]
Am
Now Megatron was... rambunctious, hoping to lay
G
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
F
He said, “Hey, baby, can I lube your parts?
G
We can put our metal together, produce a spark”
Am
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her
G
From the offender, her friend Bender
F
Walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him
G
In the jaw, then he saw Dr. Robotnik
Am
And Robotnik was about to attack
G
And Terminator grabbed a bottle, saying, “I’ll be back”
F
'cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
G
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears, ha ha
[Pre-Chorus]
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
[Chorus]
Am
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen a...?)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
F
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 3]
Am
Now, Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
G
And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight!”
F
And Robocop busted in to stop ‘em
G
Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka!
Am
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
G
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
F
Before Robocop could say he was sorry
G
In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
Am
Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
G
He took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
F
And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot
G
At R2 and C-3PO kissin’ in a booth
[Pre-Chorus]
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
FG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
AmG
Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
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Robot (robot) bar fight (bar fight)
N.C.
I just saw a robot bar fight
[Chorus]
Am
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen a...?)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
F
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Am
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen a...?)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
F
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen a...)
G
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 4]
Am
Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
G
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
F
Every single robot left in the place
G
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
Am
Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
G
So I fled out the back with Maria
F
She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
G
So I took her back to my home and I boned her
[Outro]
Am N.C.
Ha ha ha...
N.C.
Or maybe I just made all that up
